DODGY SHIT YOU FORGOT HAPPENED IN SAVED BY THE BELL

Before I begin, everyone knows about Zack Attack and Jessie’s chronic addiction to caffeine pills – if you want them, just check youtube. But what about the shit you forgot?

Like when:

MR. BELDING TRIED TO SET UP HIS NIECE ON A DATE WITH ZACK MORRIS

There are tonnes of things wrong with this – and that’s looking past the fact that Belding definitely knew that Zack was already “going steady” with Kelly. Why would you possibly want anyone related to you going on a date with this guy?

Some fans go too far

He was a notorious womanizer, whenever a new girl showed up in school, Zack would do the honourable thing and forget about Kelly for 30 commercial minutes, bone the new girl (or take her to the Max as it were) who in turn was obviously so ashamed about being used like that would never be seen again.

Luckily, this particular episode had a happy ending – He got screech to dress up as him and take her on a date in his place. Needless to say, she was never seen again.

ZACK WAS ACTUALLY AN INDIAN

I don’t think I have to explain this one too much – he basically came in to school wearing full on Native American gear for about 2 days and it was never mentioned again... possibly after he boned the headdress.

If you think this is cool - you should see my cellphone!

KELLY HAD AN AFFAIR

Zack and Kelly had just gotten together – for the first time. Then just a few episodes later, she was working her job in the max and had an affair with the hunk of a guy that was her boss – this lasted about 2 more episodes until he cheated on her! Kelly came crawling back and he was never seen again.

Cheating Whore

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:

• Jessie’s ancestors were slave traders
• Zack boned (or took them to the movies as it were) practically every supporting character in the show and even all the other main female characters, which also happened to be his best friends love interests – Jessie, Kelly and even Lisa! Most of these were never seen again. In fact even Jesse and Kelly left for half a season!
• They all ended up going to different colleges but somehow met up again in The College Years
• Zack spent his summer boning an entire beach club. None of this was ever mentioned again
• Zack was an equal opportunity womanizer – he went with a fat girl, a female wrestler, a biker chick, a homeless girl and even a wheelchair person!

Just for fun, here’s Jessie falling in love with what seems to be a cross between John Cusack and a serial killer.
Skip to 5.08!